Lie Demotivational Poster
IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort
THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...
TRUE FRIENDSHIP -
THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)
TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.
COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.
1st Date -
STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"
FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants
HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw
OBVIOUSLY... - It's Not Penny's Boat.
ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...
AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -
OLLIE WILLIAMS - WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!
TRUST THE TRUTH -
I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...
DIALOGUE AMONG CHURCHES - Wild as King Kong VS Godzilla and entertaining as well :)
JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.
PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.
IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!
I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...
PASSIVE AGGRESSION -
WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield
INSIDE JOKE -
WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power
GOD GOES FISHING -
3 Men and a Robot -
FIRST THING -
O'DOYLE RULES -
LESLIE NIELSEN -
SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you
WHEN THEY PICK ME UP ? - They'll Need A Lot Of Energy And aLot Of Time To Figure Me Out !
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
DARKNESSES - This was before Wesley Snipes.
DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -
UNIQUENESS - Being unique has it's place in this world. Unfortunately for you it's in entirely different galaxy .
POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."
Angelina Jolie -
GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!
MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
WHATS THAT SONG? -
RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...
VADER VS ALIENS - He is doomed
LITTLE WHITE LIES -
MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...
SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...
REAL EYES -
GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!
THE CAKE - Not a lie.
THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!
SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.
Hey, hey we're the monkees -
EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness
LISTEN CAREFULLY -
YOU CAN'T MISS - your exit once you get to the interchange
ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.
GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too
Portal Unlock -
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.
THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?
ALIEN PROPHET - Many Believe The Real God Is An Alien.
THE CAKE - ...is a lie
BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.
HOT DAWG - How do you spell relief? I-C-E !!!
ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!
Simple Beliefs -
FISHING RULES -
ALIEN SIGNALS -
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -
PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."
DEATH IN THE BAND -
FAITH VS. SCIENCE -
HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.
~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO
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