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Lie Demotivational Poster


IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort


TAGS: implied facepalm
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Matt

Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:57 pm
*helpless laughter*
sickartist - December 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
very nice. One of the best today.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Great movie, great poster. 5.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Nicely done.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good ph**o!


THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...


TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Me

vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions


FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


ILLUSION -


TAGS: love relationship lie fake
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
5WEET! LOVE THIS, VERY TRUE
Zreiser - March 1, 2011, 12:49 pm
This is an example of the perfect motifake- 5 hidden apples!
palmat - February 26, 2011, 6:21 pm
epic one aggy. 5L
zero77 - February 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
haha i think its cute.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:08 pm
this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:34 am
love this one!


1st Date -




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by brnn19

hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


OBVIOUSLY... - It's Not Penny's Boat.


TAGS: charlie lost
Rating: 1.88/5

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Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Obviously... you can read.


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: we don t believe in der power
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am
that's funny **** there! 5 rumspaga's


OLLIE WILLIAMS - WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!


TAGS: ollie williams lol
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by NREEEOW

lololol - July 14, 2009, 6:41 pm
Hoowwsszz... tteehh weetherrrrrr???? Olllliiiee? "Not to bad..." (Weed)
HtD - January 18, 2009, 3:53 am
"I saw a fish!"
Tom Tucker - January 18, 2009, 3:52 am
Thank you Ollie. Now to asian reporter Trisha takanawa
ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:20 pm
I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO! UR NOT A DING DONG!@!@!@! I LOVE YOU!


TRUST THE TRUTH -




I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




DIALOGUE AMONG CHURCHES - Wild as King Kong VS Godzilla and entertaining as well :)


TAGS: religion belief
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

sarcasm - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm
I like this too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:08 am
back and forth banter worthy of moti poster comments.....I like it.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 7:15 am
I just love christianity. :) I wanna see muslims pull this stunt. Oh wait, they use bombs, never mind.


DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield


TAGS: drunk aliens
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Orwell

ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:12 am
That's what they get for chewing on the widgets. 5 pints


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by McLovin666

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


INSIDE JOKE -




WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




GOD GOES FISHING -


TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained


3 Men and a Robot -


TAGS: robot slaps people lie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke…..in the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.


COURAGE -


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


FIRST THING -


TAGS: willie nelson pot
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
5ad...but true


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


O'DOYLE RULES -


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman


BELIEBERS -


TAGS: beliebers
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Brawler

steve1961 - December 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
I just hate when Silver gets all riled like this...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:31 pm
God, this is hilarious! But you know, I can't imagine the other generation feeling this way about Elvis Presley.


LESLIE NIELSEN -


TAGS: leslie nielsen shirley confess airplane
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 7:36 pm
You know what's hilariou5? I was reading this in his voice, lol.
crankyhead - April 15, 2011, 9:16 am
deliciou5
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:57 am
Surely he is....I like this. 5 l's.


SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you


TAGS: alien cat sodomy troll b***secks luca
Rating: 2.86/5


WHEN THEY PICK ME UP ? - They'll Need A Lot Of Energy And aLot Of Time To Figure Me Out !


TAGS: alien
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 4:24 pm
THanks MissPriss.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:43 pm
Mao! You have to drop this one by outthere! Love it!


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


DARKNESSES - This was before Wesley Snipes.


TAGS: eddie murphy charlie murphy rick james
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by dynamicdave218

MashiMashi - July 1, 2012, 10:24 pm
second funniest line he ever said.....anyone notice how lately Charlie is funnier than Eddie


DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




UNIQUENESS - Being unique has it's place in this world. Unfortunately for you it's in entirely different galaxy .


TAGS: believing defiant society
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bopiter - June 28, 2012, 9:56 am
Who's turn was it to watch Carrot Top?
MissPriss - June 27, 2012, 3:27 am
Sorry for the nightmare material but thanks for the 5L all the same :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:54 am
Once again, MissPriss, you create a Motifake that will keep me up all night. Yet, 5L for an awesomely scary picture.


POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."




Angelina Jolie -


TAGS: angelina jolie bre*** cancer treatment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2015, 2:57 pm
If you're referring to a time when they were - how should we say - full, then yes. However when she started looking borderline anorexic and they were already shriveling up, I think THAT is when the bemoaning should've began. :-D
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:04 pm
Can I bemoan the loss of her tit to the rest of us?
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:13 am
Thus is the vice of for-profit medical practices at the use of corporations.


GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by conundrum

conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...


TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
oh what a relief it is


VADER VS ALIENS - He is doomed


TAGS: aliens
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by ultimaterorschach

ultimaterorschach - March 28, 2011, 12:09 pm
Yeah, I do too you f***ing u icicle
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:10 pm
I find your lack of faith disturbing. 1


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


GOD -


TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Thanks!
gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


REAL EYES -


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
She has SPECIAL EYES!
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm
?


GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!




THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


SOLUTION -




THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




Hey, hey we're the monkees -


TAGS: i m a believer parody
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.14/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


LISTEN CAREFULLY -


TAGS: one two cheat life lie
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - November 7, 2011, 8:53 am
lol... 5o cruel from ya


YOU CAN'T MISS - your exit once you get to the interchange




ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.




MORTIFIED -


TAGS: un be liee va ble
Rating: 4.8/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 6:10 am
He knows her father is. She does not.
suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:21 pm
I think he just went from 6 to midnight. 5 veiny triumphant ones
steph1 - May 1, 2011, 11:14 am
lucky for him/her (not sure) someone took a pic as proof of the only ever kiss - 5smoochies


GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too


TAGS: ghillie suit golf
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
The golfer looks a lot like the divots I create around the 16th beer.... er, hole.


Portal Unlock -




OWNED -


TAGS: charlie fathered
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - April 18, 2017, 4:52 pm
Two words: KEITH RICHARDS. TWO MORE: LEMMY KILMINSTER
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm
he rules hst rip


COMPETITION -




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


ALIEN PROPHET - Many Believe The Real God Is An Alien.




THE CAKE - ...is a lie




BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


HOT DAWG - How do you spell relief? I-C-E !!!


TAGS: h** dawg relief ice
Rating: 2.75/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Are you kidding me? Me and the Gibsons go way back. We are practically family.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:56 am

I thought the ice came from the Gibson house, you claiming the Gibsons's as friends?
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 9:51 am
Yeah, that would be stupid. It's actually my dog, but a friend's ice.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:50 am

@KFD - at least you didn't claim it came from a friend.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 9:30 am
And the site I use.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 8:58 am

she must have posted it at picdump.com too.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 8:06 am
Oh I get it now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:12 am
Your friends dog gets around #110140
Budog - July 18, 2010, 3:06 am
Pic just used? Hmmm, that is funny because it is my friends dog in AZ and she just sent me the picture tonight...
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
How else would I end up with all 5 spots on the top 5?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:01 am
The "self reach-around" doesn't count.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:59 am
I can only plug so many holes... as you know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:56 am
I don't blame you...I blame society...... and inbreeding.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:54 am
I waffled on the approval.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:50 am
pic just used...1L


ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!


TAGS: admiral ackbar akbar star wars return of jedi alien aliens
Rating: 2.31/5

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MO - August 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Jalford! More crap! We know! We f***ING know! For god's sake! Change the record, Ya' f***ing relentless, retarded, no-talent timmy!!


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


FISHING RULES -




TRUTH -


TAGS: truth beautiful lie mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 11:49 am
The 5L oops moment!


ALIEN SIGNALS -


TAGS: alien signals dubstep dance
Rating: 4.13/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:37 pm

I think it's from Communion [1989] starring Christopher Walken. Not sure, though. Found the pic via Google.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:02 pm
What Movie Is This From ?


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -


TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

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BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!


PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


STUNTERS -




TRUTH -


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


DEATH IN THE BAND -




FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.


TAGS: bible holy ghost charlie brown
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
"Here is a rock to build my church upon."
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:22 pm
I lol'd, but don't ask me why


~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO




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